If Men Were Moms

• Play dates would be called Playstation dates.
  
• Sex might actually be the second to the first thing that pops up in their thoughts.
  
• Appropriate starter cartoons for toddlers would be "Family Guy", "American Dad", and "King of The Hill."
  
• Women's intuition/6th sense would no longer be exclusive to women.
  
• A woman would be president- Let's see a man juggle bullshit politics and raising babies.
  
• Barbers would go out of business- men wouldn't have time for their usual monthly haircut. They'd have to wait 6 months like a typical mother.
  
• A man's diet would be even worse than it already is.